restaurant: sorry we stop serving at 8
me: honey i never stop serving
my favorite phrases from my assassin’s creed playthroughs:
- Kill the Pope
- Desynchronized: You killed George Washington
Another collection of people being kind.
TEARS I LOVE KIND PEOPLE
*makes a decision to try to be one of these*
This is the classic story of a dog chasing a cat, though it turns the convention on its tail, so to speak.
back when i was a bee keeper my bees were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of bees while crying and that’s an important fact about me